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(Note: The Shawshank Redemption was on TV last night, which is what inspired this post.)

Dear friends,

I can’t explain how fast things move in San Antonio. I saw a Spurs fan once when I was a kid, but now they’re everywhere. The city got went and got itself in a big damn hurry. My husband got us a pretty swank apartment, and I got a job teaching and dancing in a ballet company. It’s hard work. I try to keep up, but my legs hurt most of the time. Sometimes after work I go to the park and pet other people’s dogs. I keep thinking some of my Houston friends might just show up and say hello. But they never do. I hope wherever they are, they’re doing okay. I have trouble sleeping at night. I have bad dreams, like I’m stuck in traffic on 1604. I wake up really annoyed. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. I guess I’m too old for that sort of nonsense.

But I like it here. I think I’ll stay.

(Reference: The original here, and the Weeds parody here.*)

(*Spoiler alert: The first video involves a guy putting on a noose and hanging himself. The second involves a guy putting on a noose and wanking himself. Don’t watch either if thekids/Grandma/boss are in the room with you)



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